Portland, Oregon – Jared Weston Walter, 26, is accused of masturbating and ejaculating onto the heads of TriMet bus passengers in Portland, Oregon, The Oregonian reported. Walter allegedly gave a female passenger the special protein treatment at about 7 a.m. Tuesday, and authorities believe he did the same thing to at least two other women over the past three weeks. “At the time of those first two reports, the victims were unsure as to what had transpired, and the seriousness of the offense was not understood,” wrote Sgt. Pete Simpson in a statement obtained by The Oregonian. Walter has become known as the TriMet Barber, because in 2010, he was convicted of cutting off the hair of random bus passengers and spreading super glue on their heads. He was sentenced to 13 months in prison and two years of parole, according to KATU, and was just recently paroled. Now he’s facing charges of sex abuse, harassment, disorderly conduct, public indecency and interfering with public transportation. According to KGW, he pleaded not guilty and will return to court in June. In 2010, Walter’s mother told KATU that her son had been difficult to handle growing up, but she was unaware of him having an obsession with women’s hair.
Boston, MA – Say what you want about Jared Weston Walter, but nobody, and I mean nobody tells him how to ride the bus. Not even 13 months in prison could make him think twice about getting his bus pass again and shooting jism onto more heads. Per usual with our ‘Meat Pounder in the News’ segment, there are questions that we’ll never get the answer to. For example, what do they mean “there were victims that were unsure as to what had transpired”? There’s a guy standing behind you, just casually jacking his cock between stops, then he goes “OH MY GOD…OH FUCK YEAH…OVERHAND GRIP…HERE IT COMES. WHO’S MY NAUGHTY LITTLE COMMUTER? BABOOOOSH!” and then he soaks your scalp, and you’re not sure what just transpired? Um, this isn’t just any regular jackoff artist we’re talking about, this is Jared Weston Walter, the TriMet Barber. You’re in the company of Meat Pounding excellence, and you just got bukkake’d by him.
This blog was going to be longer, but I’m going to play a golf tournament at Indian Ridge in Andover. Enjoy your Monday, and remember, “If you can’t do the time, don’t pound your meat on the Green Line.”