Barbara Walters recently added “The Kardashians” to her list of the Top 10 Most Fascinating People of 2011, and then on her show she proceeded to bash them for sucking c0ck on film and generally having no talent. No talent?! Have you SEEN KK’s orbs? She says they’re natural too, not that it matters. (“You don’t lick the insides.” ™) She obviously has talent. She’s wh0red it up for years online and on E TV, and yet she still has bozos lining up to marry her for six seconds at a pop, each time pocketing another multi-million dollar bauble to add to her collection.
And meanwhile you have Barbara, 82, g@sh, haggard, no talent herself, ripping these people for doing what they do best: Kim: online p0rn, The Other One: crying about a failed marraige, Khloe: Mainlining donuts and emasculating Lamar Odom. What’s her problem? Did she not sell advertising for this segment? You bet your fame whoring, conniving, meddling mother she did. So f*ck off and let the KK’s be. They deserve all the happiness in the world. They’re better than us.
Although I don’t know why she didn’t select Jennifer Lee Nolan as one of the top 10. Weight loss done right: Lose a bunch, add some T-Babs, and get your ass in the water.