"What are you people? On dope?"
lol. In the last five months:
Unwashed mob to itself: Mitt Romney is the only candidate! [cheers]
Unwashed mob to itself: Mitt Romney’s a f*cking old time politician who will say anything to get elected! Plus he’s a Mormon! [gasps]
Unwashed mob to itself: We need a non-traditional candidate! Palin! [cheers]
Unwashed mob to itself: Palin’s an idiot! [gasps]
Unwashed mob to itself: Let’s elect Chris Christie! [cheers]
Unwashed mob to itself: He’s too fat! Plus he says he’s not running! [gasps]
Unwashed mob to itself: Herman Cain knows how to run a business! [cheers]
Unwashed mob to itself: He f*cked every woman on his staff! He’s out! [gasps]
Unwashed mob to itself: Newt Gingrich is smart! He balanced the budget and can debate Obama! [cheers]
Unwashed mob to itself: He divorced his wife on his deathbed! He’s a scumbag! [gasps]
Unwashed mob to itself: Ron Paul is our libertarian savior! [cheers]
Unwashed mob to itself: He’s a Martian and his supporters are white supremacists! [gasps]
Unwashed mob to itself: …
Unwashed mob to itself: Mitt Romney? [sighs]
Unwashed mob to itself: I guess. [sighs]
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