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Is Lindsay Lohan Pissed That Amy Winehouse Stole Her Thunder?

 

25 years young!

NY Daily News:  Lindsay Lohan allegedly shared a “major night of passion” with famed photographer Terry Richardson this year following a photo shoot at the Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles, Radar Online reports.  Richardson has notoriously been a controversial figure in the fashion world, having been accused of explicit sexual harrassment by many models hoping to get a start in the industry.

“As Terry said, there’s nothing more unattractive than a desperate woman. It’s a difficult situation though, as they move in the same circles and have a lot of mutual friends.  “He’s trying to work out a way to let her down gently without blowing their friendship.”

First of all, what’s so “controversial” about a famous photographer take some liberties with a few of his future Hollywood Boulevard wh0res photographic subjects.  I thought that was industry standard practice?

But back to that hag Lindsay.  She’s 25 years old?!  The last 10 or so years must have been the longest, hardest miles on someone that’s not dead.  Remember her Harry Potter bit on SNL?  Why isn’t she dead?  It’s her turn isn’t it?  In fact I think Amy Winehouse jumped the line.  There Lindsay was, destroying herself with booze and pills and anonymous d1ck (allegedly) and horrible plastic surgery, and Amy had the poor taste to off herself out of turn.

She can’t die now, she’d be forgotten in the wake of Amy’s flameout.  Now instead of leaving a good looking corpse like James Dean, Lindsay’s going to have to hang on like ol’ Cavern Clavicles, desperately seeking opportunities to get in your face and try to prove that she’s somehow relevant.

 

 

 

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Is Lindsay Lohan Pissed That Amy Winehouse Stole Her Thunder?

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