Boston, MA – Top o’ the mornin’ to ya! Let’s have some fun today and drink responsibly as much as you possibly can. What better way to celebrate the death and resurrection of St. Patrick than with a photo contest? So, here’s how it works:
You submit a picture of the hottest Irish chick you see today (or any chick wearing green or with a stupid shamrock on her face), tell her it will be on Wicked Improper, and you will win $20 from me and $20 from Red. That’s a total value of $40. This is no joke, you’ve never made an easier $40, unless you work for the state making change in a toll booth.
So, you submit them to email@example.com or firstname.lastname@example.org, we’ll post the pictures and we’ll all vote. The winner gets $40. Simple.
Here’s an example of what it should look like: