Boston, MA – As human beings, there are certain things we learn simply based on instincts, like how to operate your zipper. Sure, you probably got some help with that early on from a pal if you were a boy scout. But how do you explain our level of intelligence when you learned things without assistance from another human being? I’ll give you an example: How do you instinctively know that yellow and blue makes green? Did you learn that from operating a Ziploc sandwich bag, or, like me, was it from daydreaming about Handy and Papa Smurf urinating all over Smurfette? Either way, there is no “right” or “wrong” when it comes to learning if the results are the same. Let that be the lesson for today, okay?
And now it’s time to play everybody’s favorite weekly game, “The Wednesday Wouldya?”, where the audience decides if they would love-make with the subject below. Per usual, I’ll start us off and let you know how I voted so here we go…..drumroll…..I would. Yep, I know, shocker. But, you want to talk about ego boosts, you have to figure if her actual size is only a few inches tall, my dick is literally going to be like a jungle gym for her. And, because I’m a gentleman, I would rig her up with arm floaties and a life preserver so she doesn’t drown while getting flushed away in the rapids of my jism launch. See, chivalry isn’t dead, guys, but there is some genuine thought involved to keep it alive.