Boston, MA – When you woke up this morning, I bet the last thing you thought you’d see today was a female dog pretend to be a male dog with a dick trying to have sex with my comforter. My wife sent me this video and now my world is completely upside down. All this time, I thought her interests revolved around chasing a ball in the yard, and maybe chewing on a stick, but this thing apparently likes to get her FREAK on. I honestly don’t know if you’ve ever seen a hornier dog in your life. I kind of feel like I owe Comcast an apology, because I told them no one is home during the day to order porn, but now it’s all making sense. Looking back, I should have been tipped off by the titles, “Boxers Gone Wild”, “Two Dalmations, One Cup”, and “Dial ‘PP’ For Poodle Pussy.”
Anyway, I’m as open-minded as they come, so I would have been fine with it if she was just a gayer, kind of like some of you who have sons that enjoy watching “Glee.” While we’re off at work, she’d be home in bed smashing her bean all day, just like a human being on unemployment. That I get. But now I’ve got a female pug that probably thinks she has a huge dick, and I honestly don’t think that I can sleep with my back to her ever again.
Holy Crap! Freaky is right…wtf is going on in her mouth at the same time…?
I guess she likes cutting off her own air supply, kind of like the lead singer of INXS.
And David Carradine.
And others.
That’s fucking hilarious! Is that a stuffed animal in her mouth?!
Yeah, to top it all off, she has some kind of oral fetish. Not too weird at our place now.
Dogs do imitate their owners. My guess is she has seen this action somewhere before…..
That’s a very good point. Even right down to the stuffed animal in her mouth.