Red Sox 2012: Still Fat, Drunk, And Lazy

"IMUNGRY"

I think it’s fair before getting into this post that I answer a question that must be on the front of your mind:  How long before Red stops blogging about Tim Wakefield after a Red Sox loss?  Answer:  When the Sox win the World Series without him.

 

Five more pitchers take the mound for the Sox, three lay eggs (it’s Easter tomorrow!), including Josh “$16 million plus all you can eat and drink per year” Beckett, who let the Tigers have their f-ing way with him.  Sixteen million.  That’s about $500,000 for this latest performance.  I’m not going to call Josh an overpaid, under appreciative, disrespectful, fat f*ck, but I am going to point out that I could’ve lost this game for the price of a T-pass and maybe a coupon to Legal.

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