Boston, MA – Over the years, we’ve all heard those famous phrases “Beer before liquor, never been sicker”, “A stitch in time saves nine” and “If she has a dick you should probably be eligible for some kind of discount.” Here’s a new one that has me a bit irritable this morning: “While we spend our days working, Ryan Seacrest just inherited Dick Clark’s Empire and is absolutely destroying Julianne Hough’s poontanna on the regular.” Also, it was just announced last night that Seacrest will celebrate his new production company by throwing a ceremonial shovelful of dirt onto Dick Clark’s grave. Look, there’s no god, but there is Karma or some other shit at work behind the scenes that befalls good fortune on certain people (Seacrest) and inserts its’ long, evil horns into the asses of others (Brian Dunkleman.)
Have a great day at your desk, lying to yourself and others about how you love your job you fucking phony.
Munson, out.
"Seacrest, In"
"Dunkleman, out"
