A lot of hubbub about Tyler Seguin’s new tattoo – What is it, Where did he get it, why is hockey televised? Well regarding the “What is it” question, no one will ever know. It’s a Carly Simon kind of career long mystery that he may unveil when his career is in the sh1tter. I personally see a Lord of the Rings take on “The Scream,” but whatever. It’s clear what the 61, 65, 95, and 98 signify. No, it’s not the years his parents and sisters were born. It’s the four ages of women between *ahem* legal age and 100 that he wasn’t able to “card” in the year since the 2011 Championship. Rumor has it that Marchand got ‘em all (naturally, that swarthy bastard), so Seguin lost the bet, thus this awful lifelong reminder that he isn’t the cocksman he thinks he is.