How To Rock A Motherf*cking Happy Hour

Don't forget a juicer

 

It’s not too late – take a long lunch, go out and get the following ingredients, and put together a Friday Afternoon Club you’ll never remember.

The Preble Mouse

16 oz White (Blanco!) tequila

16 oz fresh squeezed grapefruit juice (3-4 grapefruits)

4 oz fresh squeezed lime juice (3-4 limes)

2 spoonfuls of Agave Nectar

2 teaspoons of salt

Strain the grapefruit juice (or leave the pulp in for a rustic feel), stir it all together, and pour into a salt rimmed goblet over ice and a lime squeeze.  Put your party over the top with some fresh guacamole (salt, pepper, avocado only, fcs no mayo), chips, warm bread, chopped cherry tomatoes in olive oil w/ garlic and basil, and kalamata olives.  When you pull this gem off, it should look a little something like this:

Boom. Happy Hour Domination.

8 Responses to “
How To Rock A Motherf*cking Happy Hour

  1. Lefty says:

    Holy Guacamole! That’s looks unbelievable!!! Happy Friday!

  2. Martin says:

    Motherfucker lay down that preble mouse!

  3. Red says:

    Happy Friday! Preble Mouse it up!

    Word to the wise: two people finished the concoction pictured above last week. You might want to invite a third over to help you finish yours…

    • Red says:

      ps – Granite countertops are made of rock, thus the name, but for some f*cking reason I’m not allowed to put a lime on one.

      wtf

  4. Rob says:

    Glorious

  5. Mikey O says:

    You can beat a bitch with a granite counter top, just ask the Waltham police chief.

    • Martin says:

      I don’t know where Mikey O has been, and I don’t care (unless he was on vacation in Hedonism and has stories) but this is the comment of the day, if not week, if not ever.

  6. Red says:

    And, ahem, if it was Hedonism, pics are welcome…

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