Bus Driver Does Everything Right In This Crash Except The Part About Remembering To Apply The Brakes

Dallas, Texas – (written from the viewpoint of the bus driver)

“Motherfucker it hot up in here today. God dayyum. This job is some easy shit. Pick some n*ggas up, drop some n*ggas off, get me some lunch, bring this shitbox back to the bus yard, maybe look down from this seat high up and get me a look at some titties. The last thing I expectin’ today is to have motherfuckers backed up on my usual off ramp and OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT FUCK.”

* – i

 

18 Responses to “
Bus Driver Does Everything Right In This Crash Except The Part About Remembering To Apply The Brakes

  1. Melissa R says:

    What the hell?!?…He doesn’t even make a reaction to seeing thst long line of obvious stopped cars….weird..

  2. Mikey O says:

    Dude was temporally in Jamaica puffin on a Marley, DOH !!!!!!!!!!

    • Martin says:

      Hey, I daydream at my desk all day long, I guess it’s okay to daydream behind the wheel of a 4 ton bus.

      The only difference is, I can’t crash my cube into a bunch of other cubes and paralyze people.

  3. Red says:

    I predict that this dude is on indefinite PAID suspension.

    • Martin says:

      He has a clear case of ADHD.

      A Dick Head Driving?

      Pow! Just made that up, that’s why it’s not funny.

      • met says:

        Make bumper stickers. That dyke who “invented” skinny girl cocktails sold off for 120M. The ahole who invented the flowbee probably got a hummer. And steve Jobs is dead and stuff. Bumper stickers. Or a bumper sticker AP, It’s Gold Jerry. Gold.

  4. met says:

    Where the F is this when it is clear sailing everywhere except this exit? I will guess Dallas. I GTee it wasn’t 95 N this afternoon. Part of me wonders how one can hold a job in this econ while maintaining an IQ that allows for an accident at 10 mph.

  5. Mikey O says:

    Stoned is as stoned does. Life is like a case of Colt 45, you never know what your going to get.
    Dear God, make me a bird so I fly over these assholes I’m about to squash.
    Officer investigating my crash, I got you some ice cream.
    When I was in China on the All-American Ping Pong team, I just loved playing ping-pong with my Flexolite ping pong paddle and crashing my bus into innocent bystanders.

    Bubba: Have you ever been on a real shrimp boat
    Bus Driver: No, but I crashed my bus into 30 cars.

    I’m sorry I had to fight in the middle of your Black Panther party with my bus.

  6. Hi,sis! says:

    Are those all possible bumper stickers?

  7. Righty! says:

    imagine if this happened trying to get over the sagamore? What the hell…he hit those friggin cars at full steam ahead!

  8. Righty! says:

    Ps…this guy knows he’s being videotaped (literally) all day, every day…what the fuck?! Gas pedal on right, brake on left, 2 instructions only..

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