Dallas, Texas – (written from the viewpoint of the bus driver)
“Motherfucker it hot up in here today. God dayyum. This job is some easy shit. Pick some n*ggas up, drop some n*ggas off, get me some lunch, bring this shitbox back to the bus yard, maybe look down from this seat high up and get me a look at some titties. The last thing I expectin’ today is to have motherfuckers backed up on my usual off ramp and OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT FUCK.”
* – i
What the hell?!?…He doesn’t even make a reaction to seeing thst long line of obvious stopped cars….weird..
Yeah, you see that shit coming literally a mile away. Dude was basically sleeping with his eyes open.
Dude was temporally in Jamaica puffin on a Marley, DOH !!!!!!!!!!
Hey, I daydream at my desk all day long, I guess it’s okay to daydream behind the wheel of a 4 ton bus.
The only difference is, I can’t crash my cube into a bunch of other cubes and paralyze people.
I predict that this dude is on indefinite PAID suspension.
He has a clear case of ADHD.
A Dick Head Driving?
Pow! Just made that up, that’s why it’s not funny.
Make bumper stickers. That dyke who “invented” skinny girl cocktails sold off for 120M. The ahole who invented the flowbee probably got a hummer. And steve Jobs is dead and stuff. Bumper stickers. Or a bumper sticker AP, It’s Gold Jerry. Gold.
We have Bumper Stickers!
Oh, you mean, to sell? What would they say?
The ADHD. Like I have ADHD. But I suppose you would have to sell them to others who would then attach them to 92% of the dickheads on Rt95.
Where the F is this when it is clear sailing everywhere except this exit? I will guess Dallas. I GTee it wasn’t 95 N this afternoon. Part of me wonders how one can hold a job in this econ while maintaining an IQ that allows for an accident at 10 mph.
Stoned is as stoned does. Life is like a case of Colt 45, you never know what your going to get.
Dear God, make me a bird so I fly over these assholes I’m about to squash.
Officer investigating my crash, I got you some ice cream.
When I was in China on the All-American Ping Pong team, I just loved playing ping-pong with my Flexolite ping pong paddle and crashing my bus into innocent bystanders.
Bubba: Have you ever been on a real shrimp boat
Bus Driver: No, but I crashed my bus into 30 cars.
I’m sorry I had to fight in the middle of your Black Panther party with my bus.
This poem needs a title, Mikey.
Are those all possible bumper stickers?
imagine if this happened trying to get over the sagamore? What the hell…he hit those friggin cars at full steam ahead!
Why there’s no divider over that fucking bridge is beyond me.
No kidding…imagine driving over that thing with your passenger whistling without sound and crinkling an empty Poland spring bottle…driving into oncoming traffic is an option there.
Ps…this guy knows he’s being videotaped (literally) all day, every day…what the fuck?! Gas pedal on right, brake on left, 2 instructions only..
I agree. Pretty simple gig. Don’t text or smoke blunts during your shift and everything gonna be a’ight.