Breaking: Famed Rock ‘n’ Roller Meatloaf Stripped Of His Gold Medal

Would you love me forever?

AP:  Just hours after the close of the Olympics, a female shot putter from Belarus was stripped of her gold Monday in the first case of an athlete losing a medal for doping at the London Games.  With the disqualification of Nadzeya Ostapchuk, the gold medal was awarded to Valerie Adams of New Zealand – who winds up as Olympic champion for the second time in a row.

The International Olympic Committee said Ostapchuk, a former world champion, tested positive for steroids both before and after winning the shot put last week for her first Olympic gold.

“Catching cheats like this sends a message to all those who dope that we will catch them,” IOC spokesman Mark Adams told The Associated Press.

 

Yeah.  It sends the message:  “You better be more careful with your doping.”  Call me jaded, but I think someone ought to probably check out Valerie as well…

 

She could shot put Red 27 meters.

12 Responses to “
Breaking: Famed Rock ‘n’ Roller Meatloaf Stripped Of His Gold Medal

  1. Boston Sean says:

    That is one scary looking bitch. So the real question here, Martin is – wouldya?

  2. Red says:

    You can tell she’s a chick because she shaves her pits.

  3. Anonymous says:

    That’s Mason Reese, remember him http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC6dUvPymw0

  4. Mikey O says:

    Me and Mason forgot to sign in

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