Boston, MA – There are many ways one can break all 206 bones in their body simultaneously. But, if you had to choose between “flying a Wingsuit into a river at 120mph” or “getting disintegrated by a carpet cleaning van while skateboarding”, which one would you go with? I’ll go ahead and let you know how I’m going to vote. Wingsuit every time. Why? Well, I’ve always wanted to capture the magical feeling of what it must be like to take a poop mid-flight and then landing in a birdbath to wash my bum, rather than getting rolling pinned by a van and playing Jacks with my molars on the blacktop.
Wingsuit Smasherino
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Did his chute open?
Nah
That’s not good.
Actually his chute did open but chutes don’t work .003 secs from impact unless you sre Johnny Utah and you are clinging to Brode.
Via con Dio Dude
I’ll agree. It was almost better to not have opened at all. Let’s deconstruct.
Dude hits water. Chute opens, almost as if it’s a practical joke. Dude can’t swim due to broken everything. Chute floats down and makes matters worth by taking away his air supply.
I did my bloggers due diligence to see if he was still alive but to no avail. I guess it doesn’t matter now.