Boston, MA – There are many ways one can break all 206 bones in their body simultaneously. But, if you had to choose between “flying a Wingsuit into a river at 120mph” or “getting disintegrated by a carpet cleaning van while skateboarding”, which one would you go with? I’ll go ahead and let you know how I’m going to vote. Wingsuit every time. Why? Well, I’ve always wanted to capture the magical feeling of what it must be like to take a poop mid-flight and then landing in a birdbath to wash my bum, rather than getting rolling pinned by a van and playing Jacks with my molars on the blacktop.