Plum Island, MA – Britney voted off Big Brother last night. Sometimes there are no words. There is only loss. Okay, maybe there are words. And pictures. Like that first one for example: With all due respect, if a breeze quickly goes past that hot tub, it would not shock this blogger if her pussy sounded like a tugboat horn.
We ask that fans of Big Brother 14 please fly their zippers at half mast today. If you were a real fan, like me, your boner deflated at the exact moment Britney was evicted. You have invested a lot of time this season imagining Britney blowing you, or maybe giving you a footjob, so do not be embarrassed if you have to wipe a tear or two of prejack away from your tips. If you are a female or a gayer, please do something else but do not ruin this moment for the rest of us with your infantile comments.
"Flume is evident, but so is the gaping Camel Toe"
"Wacky eye rolling around while getting throttled"
"Trouser Radar Going Haywire"
"One full ball here, One full ball there"
"Side Boob + Vino = No inhibitions"
"I caught the kiss and rubbed it on my helmet"
Never watched the show but I rubbed that kiss on my helmet just now.
She’s got a good sense of humor and seems like a genuinely nice person, but obviously, more importantly are the full c’s.
Amen brotha
If you like strategy games, such as chess or Risk, and you like tits, you will like Big Brother.
My tally whacker is at half staff today, so that would me an innie rather than an outtie.