Plum Island, MA – Britney voted off Big Brother last night. Sometimes there are no words. There is only loss. Okay, maybe there are words. And pictures. Like that first one for example: With all due respect, if a breeze quickly goes past that hot tub, it would not shock this blogger if her pussy sounded like a tugboat horn.
We ask that fans of Big Brother 14 please fly their zippers at half mast today. If you were a real fan, like me, your boner deflated at the exact moment Britney was evicted. You have invested a lot of time this season imagining Britney blowing you, or maybe giving you a footjob, so do not be embarrassed if you have to wipe a tear or two of prejack away from your tips. If you are a female or a gayer, please do something else but do not ruin this moment for the rest of us with your infantile comments.