Hot Tub: All the guns you'll ever need
As Martin mentioned, I’m getting my concealed carry permit in a few weeks. (Plus six month government security check, because why should law abiding private citizens get to arm themselves?*) Those of you who are in the know already understand that they make 9mm pea shooters that are small enough to holster to your hog (don’t think I haven’t thought about it), but I’m more old fashioned. I’m thinking about a .357 magnum revolver. Not to conceal, just to “have.”
Mrs. Red correctly points out that, for the entirety of my many decades, I’ve never been required to pull out a 6 or 8 shot revolver and blow away any invaders or Osama Bin Laden. That’s true. She thinks maybe my money might be better spent on a home improvement: a hot tub in the back yard. Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Red, she’s telling you she’s into a three-way!” I know, I know, she totally is. But take a look at those guns! No no those guns down here:
627: An 8 Shooter, Just To Be Sure They're Dead
686: 6 Shots, Stainless Steel Good Looks
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*It’s the Constitution. The answer is, “The Constitution.”
The only wolf that you need to worry about in your living room is Alcide.
Zing!
Nice callback (from the worst show in television history)
And there’s room for that guy in the hot tub.
Try skeetshooting! The target actually moves, and you feel great crushing one of ‘em! I had the Mossberg 12gauge, purchased at my local kMart back in the day…hhahahahahahah! FUN!
I tried skeet once. 20 shots, 1 hit. If the zombies come, I’m going to be at a bit of a disadvantage, even fully armed…