Plum Island, MA – I quit. There is so much lonely island snatch up here, I feel like I could be the Pied Piper of Lonely Island Pussy Island. Granted, most of them look like they’re off a chromosome or two. I honestly look like Clooney amongst these savages.
p.s. That second one is Mrs. Munson going into the water. Yes, I did.
p.p.s Call the Beachcoma on Plum Island by 5pm EST to buy me a drink! Just tell the barkeep it’s for Martin. THANKS.