Afghanistan: Just another podunk town that needs a little lesson in soul.
Boston.com (and everywhere else in the world don’t get excited): Insurgents beheaded 17 civilians in a Taliban-controlled area of southern Afghanistan, apparently because they attended a dance party that flouted the extreme brand of Islam embraced by the militants, officials said Monday.
The victims were part of a large group that had gathered late Sunday … for a celebration involving music and dancing. The Taliban slaughtered them to show their disapproval of the event.
Message received, you don’t like Justin Beiber, jesus christ we got it. And people still think America’s assbackwards. America is Ren McCormack, in our high-waisted acid washed ball crushers, to the rest of the world’s f-ing bible thumping preacher from 3rd Rock from the Sun. Wake up, Lithgow, and smell the gd Shakira, it’s a new dawn out there, time to step out of the 12th century fcs.
I have a movie idea. It’s kinda a take of on Foot loose just called Head loose. A bunch of Afghanies doing the Hokie Pokie to thunderous Taliban applause, then Madonna comes on and the Afghanies start Vogueing and the machette’s come out.
So crazy it might just work!
Can we work Master Kevin Bacon in anywhere, do you think?
Hahaha lamb kabobs! Delish! Plus, I appreciate all of the heavy lifting you’re doing while Martin tans his mashies.
lol “mashies”
ps – What do you mean “tans?” Summer’s over!
Time to get your snow blowers tuned up. Going to be a doozy this year.
I have GOT to see footloose.
lol & gdi
References galore, wasted.