Question: Why Is Christina Aguilera Smiling?

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Answer:  To mask the pain.  It’s to mask the pain.
 
This is what real happiness looks like:

 

Dude. GET OUT OF THE SHOT.

5 Responses to “
Question: Why Is Christina Aguilera Smiling?

  1. Mikey O says:

    If Xtina’s belly wasn’t as fat as her ass she wouldn’t look too bad, that muffin top gotta go. Now who is the other lady, va va va vavooom.

  2. Red says:

    I agree, she’s just a few puddin pops (per day) away from her old “dirty” self.

    I put a clue to the other lady’s identity in the tags…

  3. met says:

    These slot car track marks running along your curves will give the illusion of youth/slim.
    CA: Really?
    Wait until she puts it on and leaves the room…wait.wait

    No.

  4. Righty says:

    The tags are almost the best part!

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