Boston, MA – Instead of watching the Olympics last night, I ended up tuning in for AMC’s “Mob Week”, where the network and their sponsors stretch each Godfather installment out over the span of 11 hours. Not only does this provide an extraordinary amount of suspense for the viewer, but it also gives them the opportunity to subconsciously memorize countless product slogans and jingles. At this point, I have the overwhelming desire to purchase Cialis, Ambien, and a new Sleep Sofa. However, I am afraid that if I take those pills at the same time, I’m going to end up nailing Bernie & Phyl and then taking a nap in their showroom.
Which brings us to today’s “Wouldya?”, Mrs. Phelps, the mother of 19 time medal winner and notorious bong hitter, Michael Phelps. I have to be completely honest here, this was a tough decision for me and Little Martin. But, per usual, I’ll start us off and let you know how I voted, so here we go…..drumroll……I would. Yep, I know, shocker. This shirt kind of makes her look like she’s on Safari, and I don’t mean as a tourist. But, what’s that we see poking out from the Boober Region? (spoiler: boobers) That’s almost good enough for me, because if you recall our previous discussions, an argument can be made that sometimes women don’t really even need a head. It’s clear that she herself has never even swam a single lap, which I take as a positive because that means she knows where the really good snacks are.
(Please be respectful of others as you cast your vote whether or not you Would nail Mrs. Phelps)