THIS Is How Our Enemies Will Bring Us Down

"Mickey Mouse is my god!"

(Reuters) – A former Disneyland restaurant employee sued Walt Disney Co on Monday for harassment and religious discrimination, saying she was fired because she wanted to wear a Muslim head scarf at work.  Imane Boudlal, a 28-year-old Muslim, worked as a hostess at the Storytellers Cafe, a restaurant inside Disney’s Grand California Hotel & Spa at Disneyland in Anaheim, California, according to a complaint filed in federal court. 

Two years into the job, Boudlal asked permission to wear a hijab, a head scarf worn by Muslim women, while at work. She said she offered to wear a scarf that matched the colors of her uniform or featured a Disney logo.  According to her lawsuit, Disney managers denied her request, saying it would violate the company’s policy for how employees “look” while on the job. Among the restrictions, the policy prohibits visible tattoos and fingernails that exceed a quarter of an inch, the lawsuit said.

They’ve disparaged us, bombed us, beheaded us, called for our eternal damnation.  Now Muslims want to ruin Disney for us.  Well FUCK YOU.  People go to Disney to escape the real world, not to get religion shoved in their faces.  If they want to acheive a Body Mass Index of 35 and tool around the Magic Kingdom on their own personal Rascal, that’s their business, and Disney is there to let that happen.  This is where dreams come true, stop trying to mess it up for the rest of us.

Do you think f*cking Sturbridge Village would allow some asshole to work there dressed as a Jedi Knight, or some tool from the late 1800′s?  Hell no – it would ruin the 1790′s vibe.*  And Disney isn’t going to let you dress like you’re from TomorrowLand if you’re working on god damned Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride.  It would totally spoil the illusion.  So get with the motherfucking program, or get the f*ck out.  This is a presentation, people, it’s not an entitlement, and let me make this perfectly clear:  If you don’t want to be in the show, that’s fine, because you are an infinitessimally small part of it.  They’ll get someone else who can defend the American Way and make me believe that I’m really flying high on a giant-eared elephant with a magical feather.

*Thank you Wikipedia