Fatter than you? Maybe. Richer than you? Way.
The Blaze: First lady Michelle Obama this week repeated her assertion that obesity is a national security threat:
Dr. Oz: “From my perspective, the number one greatest national security threat that we have is obesity, do you ever think about it that way?”
MO: “Well absolutely,” Obama replied.
Huh. Maybe she or one of her handlers might want to let the FBI in on that fact:
FBI’s Michelle Obama’s National Security Threat List:
5. Targeting the National Information Infrastructure Rush Limbaugh
4. Economic Espionage People who say “…but yet…”
3. Proliferation People who only vote once (and Republican, wink!)
2. Espionage Fox News
1. Terrorism Fatties in Yoga Pants
Unfollow. I like WI cause it is free of political bs.
I honestly think this is the best comment we have ever had. Fire Red! Fire Martin!
Who wants to buy this domain?
All I see from that comment is:
“I like WI”
lol
This is the most free-of-political-bs political post I’ve ever posted.
Via con dios, mi anonymous amigo!
How many chins is one person allowed, there needs to be a limit. Once the fourth one starts drastic measures must be taken.
You could insulate houses for the poor with the fat sucked out or her chins with government issued liposuction from Obamacare or Romneycare. Medical care that will keep the poor warm in winter, I got something here.
And then there is Mikey O. Mikey O is like Jeter, you want 9 of him on your team.
I would take one Mikey O over 9 guys like the one from Ohio that will never come back here because of our political blogs.
For those keeping count, we are now down to 5 readers, 4 if you don’t count the pornbot.
Ohio! Contested state!
I blame myself.
And (but) yet, wgas?
Is there a reason why Honey Boo Boo’s mom buttoned her top? If buttons could talk, her button would say, “This is like being on a torture rack. I can’t breathe. I’m being stretched out to my limits. Help, Sweet Mother of God!”
Too, her face and neck look like a melted candle or a bad beginning of a fat suit that Tyra would wear to show her solidarity with husky ladies.
I think she executed the button-fasten (not a word or phrase) in order to accentuate her bosom. Plus it’s slimming!
There were a few other pictures where she’s not “made up,” and you might be surprised to hear that she’s one of those women who look better without makeup. I think you call that a natural beauty.
As I study the First Lady’s list, I can’t really take umbrage with any of her choices. Particularly, that fat fucking shill Limbaugh, who I might add, has more chins than the white trash in the photo.
Red put in a 2 hour work day today, so if you want a political rebuttal so you can quit Wicked Improper like everyone else, it will have to wait until Monday!
MATTYYYYYYYY!!
Martin, no thank you. I respect Red’s right to express his opinions as I’m sure he does mine. (hope you weren’t drinking coffee while reading that). And I would not quit WI for any reason. It’s going to take a restraining order to keep me away.
lol, Absolutely, Matty, bring it on! I love it!
I checked out at 11:30 (officially) and about 9:30 (practically) on Friday, so I missed all of this. I don’t have much against Rush, but I’m sure not going to defend him.
What I don’t get is, who in the world has time to listen to talk radio from 9am – 5pm? Even when I have to drive somewhere for lunch or some sh1t, all I get are 15 gd minutes of f-ing commercials about lifelock and goldline…
That is one of lifes great mysteries Red. Like, how does that one Kardashian chick (the short but not so big assed baby making one) not see her boyfriend is a total asshole lazy dick riding her gravy train or why hasn’t Keith Richard’s ever OD’d beyond repair? I don’t know where people find the time but there seems to many millions of them out there. BTW, just so we’re clear on this, I’m not some nutcase liberal. I’m what used to be called a Teddy Roosevelt Republican or Rockerfeller Republican. But that will get you shot at an RNC convention these days so I generally keep my opinions to myself. I may have dipped into the thePappy Van Winkle while commenting last week and let my guard down. Voya Con Dios.
Love the train wreck that they call the Honey Boo Boo. This show is pure Southern Americana Redneck gold. The Honey Boo Boo Momma = Jabba the Pizza Hut stunt double.
Honey Boo Boo looks like she’s going to kill someone with her portly evil eye.
Oh, and it puts the “Red” in the Redneck.