To The Delight Of His Record Label, Aging Rocker-Dude From Green Day Who Looks Like a Middle-Aged Version Of The Addams Family Kid Goes Berserk Right On Schedule

Bleep Parade!  Why rehab though?  He sounds pretty lucid to me? 

Oooh – they’ve got an album coming out in a day or two.  Say no more.

ps:  “I’ve been around since 19-f*cking-88!”  Indeed you have.  So, I don’t know, maybe time to come up with a new schtick?