Boston, MA – As a general rule, because of their overall lack of importance to our every day lives, we rarely talk about sports around here. That’s why we remain committed to the topics that really matter, such as Meat Pounders in the News and Hollywood gossip. Now, if you want to talk about Fantasy Football, Red and I are all ears/fingers. However, even though we were both outstanding baseball players in our own right, we have completely written it off because the sport simply has not evolved. For those of you that don’t know, baseball is a three hour game where grown men try to hit a ball over a fence.
I apologize to Fatboys everywhere for the title of this blog. To be fair, Beckett looks to be in pretty good shape, and it’s not his fault his fastball tops out at 91mph hour. What would you like him to do, retire and leave $17 million on the table? Please remember, while you wear your favorite players jersey and root your heart out, win the game or lose the game, these guys laugh at you behind your back and smash pussy all over your town.