I effed with you guys. It wasn’t a sticker. Or some zombie targets. Or even the Bill of Rights (capped?). It was an impossibly thinly squeezed baseball hat. wtf? I look like a train engineer when I’m wearing this thing. Come on guys – how about the following next time:
Update: I got two NRA stickers in the mail yesterday. Still not the same as a sticker promising imminent death to intruders (or naked chicks with guns calendar *hint*), but I’ll take them.