Boston, MA – I almost feel sorry for everyone on this boat, that is, with the exception of “the Captain”, who despite various warning signs (i.e. high speeds and extremely choppy waters, coupled with what I would consider to be a very gay hold on the throttle) couldn’t simply slow it the fuck down. If you watch the video closely, you can see him throttling up and down erratically, which goes against everything this blogging seaman was ever taught. “Martin, you have a nautical background?” Not really. I mean, I like clam chowder, but I just wanted you to say the word “seaman” in your head.
p.s. People that mount cameras that face the seats on their boat have got to be filming porn. It must be so hot to get your ganoozle slobbled all over by one or more chicks while you tan your berries and wave to people on shore. Not that I would know, because the only boat I’ve ever had is a Snark, which is like the Mexican equivalent of the Sunfish.
Thanks. I needed a good laugh this afternoon!
That chick in pink got knocked out 3 times in 3 seconds.
All hope was lost when the driver turned into a mannequin!
That dude was expressionless.
(drunk?)
Weekend at Bernies
Viva La Snark! Also, the SS Booyah!
I honestly can’t think of one reason why the ss booyah wouldn’t host the wicked improper summer bash.
Can you, lefty?
None whatsoever
Mrs. Munson out, some other broads, in.
“We’re willing to trade looks for a certain moral casual attitude.”