If You Thought Your Morning Commute Was Bad…

….wait until you see this video. This dude is like the Greek Terminator. He simply refuses to let his morning commute be interrupted. He was literally just on the business end of an attempted murder and he walks it off. He doesn’t even take a moment to grieve the very recent death of his motorcycle. The only explanation this blogger can come up with as to why his head is still on is that he must have very cooperative neck muscles. I also have no explanation for why it looks like his diaper comes off. That part of it was like a neat magic trick. Watch it once, twice, or thrice if you must, but is it just me or does he make a diaper appear out of thin air? “You thought you were killing me, but, Presto! Here is a Depends undergarment instead!” We should all take a page out of this guys’ book. He looked vehicular homicide in the face and said “Όχι σήμερα ο φίλος μου δεν έχω περισσότερα ass με νερό βρύσης” (loose translation: “Not today, motherfucker. Have to stay alive to keep tapping all that American tourist ass.”)

 

3 Responses to “
If You Thought Your Morning Commute Was Bad…

  1. Red says:

    Red likes this.

    He instantly pops up in outrage and starts ranting about what a f-ing idiot the driver is. Awesome.

  2. Lefty says:

    I agree. The alacrity shown here is stupendous considering the tragedy endured.

  3. Lefty says:

    I meant to say…”WTF…no Kate sunbathing pics?”

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