Madge Threatens Audience With Her Wretched Nakedness If Obama’s Re-Elected

 

jc, that's far enough. More than far enough.

The Hill:  Madonna offered a profanity-laced endorsement of President Obama at her concert Monday night, which involved the singer stripping down to her underwear to reveal the president’s name written on her body.  “When Obama is in the White House for a second term I’ll take it all off,” she said to cheers and whistles from the audience. 

Oh, no, sorry - it’s an endorsement.  I honestly thought it was a threat, like Alec Baldwin’s unfillfilled promise to leave the country if Bush got a 2nd term.  “If Obama’s elected, I’m going to force you to watch me and my hairy 60-year-old nipples writhe around onstage and sing Like A Virgin!” 

I don’t think this is going to work as an incentive.  Nobody wants to see that.  Jesus.  I’d rather spend the afternoon swapping eyeliner techniques with Billie Joe Armstrong.  Joan Rivers thinks you’ve been hanging around too long.

 

One Response to “
Madge Threatens Audience With Her Wretched Nakedness If Obama’s Re-Elected

  1. Righty says:

    i thought this was amy winehouse.
    I’d be afraid to meet Madge in a dark alley…she might try to eat my thigh for lunch.

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