"No, Mr. Red. I expect you...to...die..."
Australian Financial Review: Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak has listed the rollout of a national broadband network as one of the reasons he wants to become an Australian. “They plan to roll access to free porn it out to everyone in the country,” Mr Wozniak said.
“I support it very much. It’s one of the reasons why I actually like this country and want to become a citizen. I live in a country where we don’t have any regulation of telecommunications.” Mr Wozniak said he was not connected to a broadband service in his home in California, classing the options available to him as a “monopoly”.
Comcast is terrible. I write that knowing full well that they are monitoring my transmissions and will execute a unilateral 20% increase in my monthly charges just for suggesting such a thing. But unlike Mr. Wozniak (net worth about $100 million), I can’t afford to buy move to a former penal colony where it’s summer all the time and chicks in bikinis are bouncing their t1ts all up your face all the time. Nope, I have to sit down and eat that sh1t sandwich like the rest of the unwashed mob. Comcast knows it. I know it. You know it.
