NOW Is There Such A Thing As Too Much Cleavage?

"My eyes are up here, but my rolegetters are down there"

(BIG payoff below)

Boston, MA (and in my trousers) – Well, as two of the best pro bono bloggers you’ll find on the internet, Red and I are dueling it out today with the two hottest trending topics in the Twitterverse. The first being the NFL’s replacement refs blowing last night’s Green Bay/Seattle game, and the second being Kat Dennings tightly bound awesome boobers. I guess that makes 3 trending topics. If you weren’t aware, Kat Dennings is on the very original CBS show “2 Broke Girls”, which is like a modern day “Laverne & Shirley.” The one major difference is that “2 Broke Girls” doesn’t have a couple of level 3 registered sex offenders constantly sniffing around for pussy like Lenny and Squiggy.

Now, you know how we feel about the whole “NSFW” disclaimer. We believe a woman’s body, specifically cleavage (or even a panoramic image of countless bare ones) should be celebrated and viewed anywhere you’d like. Yes, even if that means while at work. Our motto is “Safe for work, Safe for everywhere” (SFWSFE), but with that being said, I compromised my own principals by creating links for your safety. So, if you’d like to see Kat’s outrageous gravy bags, you can get one hand ready while you click on the links below with the other. To help distinguish the links, I will just give them random names. Be advised that when you click, you are going to see awesome tits (GASP!) and hence, could potentially lose your job (even though it’s just skin and nothing they don’t see on the other 6 continents on a daily basis.)

“Come and get it, Martin”

“Side Boober”

“8 pounds apiece?”

Thanks to those of you that read and commented on our political blogs, our current events blogs, our product idea blogs, and the video blogs like when those Hindus got swept off a mountainside, etc. The pageviews don’t lie, so we are now going to a mostly all breast format.

Martin & Red