The Daily Caller: Vice President Joe Biden may have stuck his foot in his mouth again on Friday, using an awkward off-the-cuff phrase to compliment high school cheerleaders during a campaign stop.
“He began by asking which teams were represented — football, soccer, lacrosse and cross-country. Any others? He asked. ‘Cheerleaders,’ a group of girls shouted.”
“Guess what, the cheerleaders in college are the best athletes in college,” Biden said. “You think, I’m joking, they’re almost all gymnasts, the stuff they do on hard wood, it blows my mind.”
Zero. Zero chance this was inadvertent. We wouldn’t allow a Vice President in this country who couldn’t turn a phrase or slap a double entendre on your ass (lol), and that’s was slippery Joe was doing here. Classic Speed Seduction. Get them thinking about the true meaning of his phrase, but with a plausible out. Then drop a little “Hey babe, wanna see why I put the “Vice” in Vice President?” and boom, she’s showing him her pom poms and performing a human pyramid on his vice presidential boner.
Touche, you dirty bastard.