1. I’m a really nice person when you get to know me.
Truth: No. She’s no Gwyneth Paltrow, but she’s still pretty stuck up and mean. But you would be too with the filth that is the paparazzi taking dumps in your garbage cans and whatnot.
2. I’m super happy since my divorce.
Truth: Emptier now than ever.
3. Angelina Who?
Truth: Hahaha!
***Bonus Lie***
4. I’m famous because of my acting.
***Bonus Truth*** Snicker. Victor Kyriakis got her “Friends,” and her glass cutters got her the rest of the way.


Boinggggggg
You can say that again.
I will say this – she’s barely aged in 10 (20?!) years…