Where Were You On 9/11?

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Boston, MA – If I could make one wish today, it would be for all of our readers to leave a comment (below) to describe where they were on 9/11. I will start us off and share the order of events as witnessed through my eyes that tragic day. At the time, I was unemployed, so the day began around 1pm when I woke up to see if my unemployment check had been direct deposited. Of course, as we all know by now, the meticulously planned attacks of that day had already happened. Unknowingly, yet totally relaxed after confirming the free money was safely transferred to my account, I went to the computer and logged right into Xvideos because there was a new Asian porn I wanted to watch. This one guy (ONE guy) gets on an inflatable raft, and six hot Asian chicks (SIX) absolutely bury him with gallons of lube. It’s unbelievable. They all take turns massaging him, not just his dick, but like his thighs and calves and stuff. Then, they put all 6 or 12 hands on his dick, you honestly could have lost count, and start pounding it up and down, with a few of them taking turns blowing him and, believe it or not, a few of them end up fucking him. Not sure if that lube is meant for internal use, but what do I know? Anyway, they finished it as you would imagine, with a few hands tugging him off and a few of them catching it on their faces. I will never forget. I’m somewhat embarrassed to admit that I didn’t actually find out about 9/11 until 9/12. Little did I know at the time that myself and millions of people would simultaneously be using Kleenex, albeit for varying reasons. Where were you that day? Please share encouraging stories of triumph like mine so we can continue helping people to cope.

15 Responses to “
Where Were You On 9/11?

  1. Martin says:

    Please share your stories with us. If we can help one person get through this difficult time, we have done our job.

  2. Vman says:

    Nevermind my story. I just hope that asian porn was the non-pixelated type.

  3. Joe says:

    You….. Have….. Issues…..

  4. Red says:

    I was watching that smug, insufferable asshole, Matt Lauer, on the Today Show. (capped)

  5. diane f. says:

    I was nowhere special that day…just at work like any other day. :/

  6. Righty says:

    Yes…that’s what I mean.

  7. Mikey O says:

    Walked into work, everyone was around the TV. It was just after the first plane hit, then we all saw the second plane hit and realized what was going on. We almost all shit in unison, can’t forget.

    • Martin says:

      That’s how a lot of people remember it. Thanks for sharing.

      My story is actually that I was in Virginia, checking in to get on a plane, when the first plane hit, and we all sat in the airport in silence. Trot Nixon was sitting there while his kid was being born. I ended up taking a bus back to Boston. I did not mind, given the events of that day.

      I wish we had truly retaliated.

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