I'll take the under!
Guys, some guy at work just douched me with a massive proposal requirement, due next Wednesday, and contrary to popular belief, I am forced to comply with the wants and needs of others on an almost a literal daily basis. Happy Friday, Motherfuckers! (spelled out) So here goes, I have to whip these out posthaste, and don’t blame me if you forget to follow my advice.
Three teamer to allow me to tell him to F. O.:
Detroit -7 vs. St. Louis: Andrew Luck, blah blah blah, he’s still a rookie, and they’re still the swiss cheese defensed Colts. Boom!
New England -5.5 @ Tennessee: Gisele’s cuckolding Tom Brady who’s homosexual anyway, blah blah blah, he’s still Tom Brady, and they have 17 Tight Ends ready to catch for him. (That double entendre was free for my friends.) Yih!
Buffalo +2.5 @ NY Jets: Sanchez is nailing some MILF, and Tim Tebow’s an agent for god (nsp), blah blah blah, they’re still the circus that calls themselves Sanchez and Tebow. Timmy goes 0-for-his-last-two after this game. For a bonus prop prediction – Another woman comes forward at halftime to claim she’s (another) Cromartie baby mamma. She will be introduced by Maury Povich, and he will be wearing a yellow tie. Pow!
