Boston, MA – Me and Squirties the Pug went out for a walk, it’s really a shame that she cannot talk, because what to our wondering eyes should appear, some fucking outdoor cat acting real queer. Actually, this cat has mad climbing skills and made it all the way to the top of the telephone pole. In that sense, the pole was Mt. Everest for this cat, because they say climbing up is the easiest part. The hard part is coming down, because you still have a boner from summiting and all you can think about is getting back to basecamp and jerking off all over yourself. You completely forget that one wrong move could mean instant death. That’s almost what happened here, and I’m sure Squirties would have laughed her dick off. If she could talk, she probably would have dropped the C word and said something like “Dayummm, that Catta be crazy!”
(See the exciting conclusion video below!)
Here is the video of this dumbass trying to shimmy his way back down. Nice claws, dickhead.
(Keep your eyes just above the lightpole)