Boston, MA (Home of political corruption, rampant catholic priest pedophilia, and the Duck Boat Tours!) – Good Morning! If you haven’t heard yet, the state of Massachusetts is about to release every single prison inmate back into society, thanks to one under qualified drug analyst who tampered with a little bit of evidence. Whoops! Law enforcement officials say Annie Dookhan tested more than 60,000 drug samples involving 34,000 defendants in her nine years at the lab. How psyched would you be if you were one of those 34,000 guys? Just ring up your attorney and lol with each other about how that bitch worked on your case. Everybody wins, especially the attorney who is going to get paid twice, once when you went in, and once when you come out. In that sense, they’re kind of like a mortgage ‘professional’ who gets you a slightly lower rate, and then calls you six months later to get you a slightly lower rate, even though the new lower rate was available all along.
Now let’s cut to the chase: Wouldya with Annie Dookhan? Word on the street (at Boston.com) is that her marriage is in shambles, and she was trading personal emails with a prosecutor whose cases depended on the outcome of her lab results. Naughty! Per usual, I’ll go ahead and start us off and let you know how I voted, so….drumroll….I would. Yep, I know, shocker. But, she has access to all kinds of drugs, and you know she probably shaves that persian beaver. Do I like her wacky eye rolling around in her head while I’m drilling her, like she’s a human pinball machine? Not really, but sometimes you just have to mash your face into a pillow while you hammer away and imagine something pleasant. Please have respect for others as you cast your vote below whether or not you would nail Annie.