If These Three Sentences Don’t Perfectly Crystallize What It’s Like To Be A US Congressman (And The Son Of A Rich And Famous Adulterer), I Simply Do Not Know What Does

Good luck. You need crowbars to get these guys out of office.

The Daily:  His constituents haven’t seen him in four months. His staff insists he is too depressed for public appearances. But The Daily found Jesse Jackson Jr. smoking a cigar on the stoop of his $1.3 million home yesterday, the same day he was accused of bilking his campaign funds and drinking away his nights with women who aren’t his wife.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I bet the Chicago Teachers’ Union is behind him 100%.