"Howsabout you shove that Oscar up your snooty ass?"
Hollywood Douchebags: Joaquin Phoenix could [major sic] care less about lobbying for an Oscar.
“I think it’s bull****,” [ed. note: He means "bullshit'] he said recently in Interview Magazine when asked what he’s going to do when he’s put on the awards circuit for “The Master.”
“I don’t want to be a part of it,” Phoenix went on to say, adding, “I don’t believe in it. It’s a carrot, but it’s the worst-tasting carrot I’ve ever tasted in my whole life. I don’t want this carrot. It’s totally subjective. Pitting people against each other . . . It’s the stupidest thing in the whole world.”
Preach! Although, you know – if winning an Oscar is the worst-tasting carrot he’s ever tasted, I don’t think he’s done too much carrot tasting in his day. You want bad tasting carrots? Why not ask any of the Price is Right models of the 80′s and 90′s what a bad carrot tastes like? Or Heather Clem, who went from Bubba the Love Sponge to Hulk Hogan to god (nsp) knows what in between?! Or Katy Perry, who I’m sure, after a year of marraige to that dirty ragamuffin Russell Brand, is no stranger to ATM? Swallow some of those carrots, then get back to me on how stupid it is to win an Oscar…
