Boston, MA – One of the biggest misconceptions of National Coming Out Day is that before declaring their sexuality, participants have to see their shadow first. I give all the credit in the world to the men and women of gay descent that come out today before families and friends, or, even to the other prisoners (i.e. Jerry Sandusky.) There is something so right about falling in love with whatever gender you’re naturally attracted to. Love is more than just kindness, caring, trust, and devotion. Love is sticking by someone’s side, even through the tough times. Like when two lesbians create a vacuum by connecting pussies and have to call an ambulance to pry them apart. Neither the lesbians nor the EMT’s will ever forget the sound in that room, like pulling out the world’s largest wine cork, but at the end of the day, there is love. Of course, love can also be silly, like two gay guys playing a game of “Tesla”, when they wear nothing but socks and rub their feet on the floor to harness static electricity, and then try to make a lightning bolt connect between their two helmets. That’s just a couple of ways we can tell that love is not gender specific.
Congratulations to all gays that came out today. Now that you’re out, please don’t disappoint everyone by taking part in National Going Back In Day.
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