Ladies and Gentlemen, I Give You “New Elvis”

Boston, MA – For me, it’s a toss up between which disease I’d rather have. Let’s say you gave me the choice between Tourette’s and Parkinson’s, okay? I think I’m gonna have to go with Tourette’s. Not only is Parkinson’s a death sentence, but it basically makes you feel like you’re a human cement mixer. Plus, no one hangs on to any pictures you’re in because you always appear blurry. Although, Tourette’s may as well be a death sentence, too, because who’s going to hang out with you? Did you say “a hooker?” That’s what I was thinking, but they’re probably going to charge you with an additional Tourette’s fee. Honestly, the only pro I can think of with Parkinson’s is that you could whack it with your hands behind your head. Just lean your dick against a mailbox and let the shaking milk you off. See what I mean about it being a toss up?

(Thanks to Chris for the link and the other 6 people that read us and this guy with Tourette’s. Buy something from his site or just PayPal him some money to get shitfaced)

 

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