Boston, MA – Out of respect for the deceased, please watch this entire 40 second “Death by Phosphorous” video. The rocket being launched reminds me of Call of Duty multiplayer deathmatch where I would just blindly fire rockets in all directions and then use the d-pad to crouch down and rub my taint all over my victims corpses. But, stay tuned, because after the initial strike by the rocket, all fucking hell literally breaks loose. Phosphorous is a bad motherfucker. I thought it was only one of the compounds in toothpaste, but I was wrong. It’s also one of the compounds of burning your enemies alive in an oven on wheels. I can’t even imagine what they talked about inside that tank after being hit. “OMG, we just got hit by a rocket. Hey, everything is going to be a’ight, we’re still alive and talking. Oh man, what is that smell? Well, I for one do not like that hissing sound. Now what’s going on with the thermostat in this tank? It’s a sticky heat, right? Uh-oh, bro, I think we got some Phosphorous up in here. What? No, that is not going to be good for our teeth. This is probably going to be the bad Phosphorous.” RIP Syrian dickheads.
p.s. “How do you like your ribs?” – Carl Weathers in “Action Jackson”