Boston, MA – Got a flight planned with American Airlines? Safe travels! I know you thought airline jokes and my flat-top went out with Sinbad in the 80′s, but how can we resist? Don’t hate the airplane joke teller, hate the airplane joke teller game.
“We are American Airlines. Don’t bother buckling up for safety, the seats aren’t bolted to the floor. Would you like a headset for $6?”
“What’s the last thing you want to hear an American Airlines pilot say? You are now free to move about the cabin.”
“You may as well buy tickets for coach when you fly American because your seats may ‘end up’ in first class.”
“Did you know you can also join the Mile High club by simply getting a hooker in Denver?”
“This has a bit of math involved, but, if two midgets do 69, come on, shouldn’t we call that 34.5?”
That last one has nothing to do with aviation. Go ahead and make your own joke in our comment section!