Listen To Soothing Sounds As The Ocean Slaps A Few Boats Around With Its’ Dick

One of my biggest fears, besides going to prison and having my cellmate try to force grapes into my hoop while I sleep, or being ripped apart by a bear and watching it eat me as I die, is being swept off the deck by a rogue wave on an intercontinental freighter and sinking to the bottom of the Atlantic without having my earplugs in. Omg, can you imagine the swimmers ear?

 

4 Responses to “
Listen To Soothing Sounds As The Ocean Slaps A Few Boats Around With Its’ Dick

  1. Lefty says:

    HAHA I don’t even no where to begin with this. Alright, the beginning.
    Grapes in my hoop? ROFL hahaha! (Ucky)
    Swimmers ear hilarious!
    WTF were those first 2 guys thinking …here comes a huge, and I mean big wave, let’s see if we can hang on! Huh? El stupido!
    I could watch that plane on the aircraft carrier all day…hello? there’s water at the end, I think I’ll pause for 2 seconds before thrusting $US58M into the ocean! hahahah

  2. Anonymous says:

    Nature: 1 Man: 0

    LOL

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