Photograph of the day, caption of a lifetime.
Thanks to Lefty for the pic, and thanks to Boston.com for writing this imagination provoking headline. See just a few of the things Jerry can expect in the tags below.
Photograph of the Day
Craps…? (Yes, pun!)
30 seconds of complete fear when the bars clink shut, after which all hell is going to break loose.
haha…All hell is gonna break loose alright.
I read the article. His attorney actually said “Jerry is a likable guy.”
There are 50 kids that disagree. (And now millions of adults)
They can’t do enough to him. After a week I bet bubba’s gonna be shoulder deep and ole jerry won’t even notice he’ll be that spread.
I hope someone kills him. And his attorney.
I was all excited to think he was going to face a never ending series of violent rapes at the hands of Ray-Ray, TBoz and the gang with their meat bananas only to read in today’s paper that he will be placed in solitary confinement for his own safety.
:>( So the taxpayers of PA will be footing the bill twice. First, in the payout of his pension and retirement package that his wife will be living off of and the second is the bill for giving him three squares a day while keeping him safe. I estimate this to be a shitload for the first package and about 150K a year for the second bill.
That part about the pension and retirement makes me want to fucking vomit.
The good news is two fold:
a. None of us are in PA (right?)
b. Solitary Confinement only works if the guards don’t unlock your door and someone else’s door to see who can win in a fight to the death.
See: “Father John Geoghan”
Thanks for reminding me about Geoghan. Hopefully, the bulls in PA prisons are the same fine upstanding type of citizens that they are in MA. ;>);>). I’m going to sleep much better tonight.
what are the chances that one of those damaged 50 kids became a violent criminal and is in the same prison?
Over/under: 13 months
“He’s a likable guy” – Defense attorney