This brother has the right idea. Shit, why sit there and fake like you would work for food or money when you can just create your own brand (and potentially trademarked catch-phrase?) I like this dudes’ style. He’s smoking, he’s got nice khakis on with a Greg Norman golf jersey made of wicking material, and a 64oz. beer pitcher that probably doubles as his toilet. He’s almost ready for a job interview at Verizon, but why make $100 a day when you can panhandle for $250?
Working is for chumps. Getting free shit all day long is where it’s at. No boss. You the boss now. No alarm clock. Whenever your dick wakes up hard and in pain ready to piss? There you go, there’s your alarm clock. Take a shit at the playground, take a bath in the restroom sink at Dunkin’s, go panhandle the shit out of some people and then take your winnings to get some crack and maybe a titty fuck. Awesome. No bills, no meetings, no voicemails, and no FUCKING Siri.