This brother has the right idea. Shit, why sit there and fake like you would work for food or money when you can just create your own brand (and potentially trademarked catch-phrase?) I like this dudes’ style. He’s smoking, he’s got nice khakis on with a Greg Norman golf jersey made of wicking material, and a 64oz. beer pitcher that probably doubles as his toilet. He’s almost ready for a job interview at Verizon, but why make $100 a day when you can panhandle for $250?
Working is for chumps. Getting free shit all day long is where it’s at. No boss. You the boss now. No alarm clock. Whenever your dick wakes up hard and in pain ready to piss? There you go, there’s your alarm clock. Take a shit at the playground, take a bath in the restroom sink at Dunkin’s, go panhandle the shit out of some people and then take your winnings to get some crack and maybe a titty fuck. Awesome. No bills, no meetings, no voicemails, and no FUCKING Siri.
"$15 for Vodka or $30 to get my dick sucked twice"
I bet this is a great photo, but I believe you f’d up somewhere’s because all I see is the missing image PNG
MOTHERFUCKER!
(thanks)
How about now?
Yea, much better. Maybe I’ll try some panhandling this evening, except I’d threaten to vote for Mitt.
Thanks man.
Vote for anyone, none of it matters. We’ll all be dead in 40 years. Probably only 30 for Red.
p.s. Question for ANYONE: When someone clicks “like” in the bottom of our blogs, does that show up in peoples Facebook feeds? Or have we been doing it wrong and wasting our time with that button for well over a year? Thanks!
I think if you’re logged onto fb and like it, it will show up in your newsfeed…..
No, I mean just on your wall…sorry
The first answer brought happiness, and the second, sadness.