Boston, MA – I’ll make this short and sweet. For almost a year, this virtual barrel of shit we call Wicked Improper has provided various forms of what some people would consider entertainment for the sweet low price of $0. Actually, if you count all the dough Red has funneled into this pig, I believe he’s probably in the hole about $400 (roughly the equivalent of one EBT card the illegals use to fill their carriages with prime cuts of beef at Market Basket.)
With that being said, it appears we have found quite a niche of readers. I pronounce niche like this, “nitch”, and perhaps you pronounce it “neesh”, which is also acceptable provided you don’t mind people thinking you secretly cram dicks into your mouth. The reality is, we have the hits and the repeat visits to turn some kind of profit. We’ve been re-tweeted by everyone from Sailor Jerry Rum (see below), Eliza Dushku, and notorious ganoozle slobbler, BiBi Jones, among others.
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