Boston, MA – Well, what better way to cure the Tuesday morning bluebies than by watching the Taliban get fucking destroyed by US Special Forces? Let this video serve as a wake up call to any of our readers that are in the Taliban, or really anyone even thinking about getting their jihad on. Look at the shit we have! We have shit that glows you in the dark! You’re down there running around some tents and surviving by sucking on goat titties? That’s the plan? Guess where we are? You hear that fucking hum coming from up in the clouds? That’s our gunships. Ships with guns, just hovering around your shitty neighborhood, reading your body heat, and literally determining the exact moment when you die. The only thing missing from this video is my signature move in Call of Duty where I blow you the fuck up with an air strike, and then I dangle my balls and asshole all over your face. When there is no time for prayer, teabagging is truly the only way I know how to honor the deceased. I respect you for playing the game, but now you are dead and must accept the kiss from my taint.
p.s. I could have left it on that poetical high note, but I’ll be a pussy and let you know to turn down your speakers.