"Waaah I want my bottle! Waaah I want to manage $4 trillion! Waaah I want to cut some balls off!"
This actually happened last month, but whatever.
Boston: If any of you have your life savings stashed in a Fidelity Mutual Fund, take comfort, because you’re money is safe with those guys! The CEO, Edward “Ned” Johnson III, who’s been running the shop for 35 years, and who is the son of the founder, Edward Johnson II, just tapped as President… his daughter, Abigail Johnson! So you KNOW they have a really rigorous, merit-based method for promotions and succession planning! Here’s a gem from one of Fidelity’s (former) top dogs, and I’m not making this up:
“I had a top job at Fidelity, but not the top job,” [he] said. “And when I asked my parents, they wouldn’t let me change my name to Johnson.”
Bitter? Maybe.
Bonus nep: Do you know who this is below? Well it’s Bono’s daughter who’s “quietly” making a name for herself in the acting game. From some f-ing website: “Eve Hewson, who’s been building an acting career in an understated, non-splashy fashion.”
“Understated?!” Here’s the first – THE FIRST – thing on her page on IMDB: “Daughter of Bono.” ayfkm?
Obvious would.
Fat arms.
I would both, though.
Fat cans.
It was a beautiful buffet.
Wait unless this is Sonny Bono’s kid…
I wonder if ol’ Nedster tried to name her Edwina.
ps – she’s the richest person in MA
Blame it on reading comp skills uxing but I was waiting for the son of CEO wanting to and getting sex change operation. Yikes! And unlike chubby chasing Martin I would new CEO man-thing peewee herman. Cause the pay off would be the same with out seeing your whole stupid family on the cover of US weekly. You would just have to deal with people constantly in with the: I am so glad that now a days you two do not have to hide your love anymore!
Wait no!
Paul Reubens Zing!
All that money and she still gets her hair done at fantastic sam’s? Awful.
I think someone photo shopped the adam’s apple off the top one. As long as the cans are fatter than the arms I’m good.
Bingo.
In her case it might be a small window of opportunity, the cans-to-arms ratio thingy, but enjoy it while it lasts!
Also remember that with an unlimited supply of money, you can pretend to be disgusted by money while at the same time have an unlimited supply of plastic surgeons come to your home and ensure thin arms and fat cans for life.