Boston, MA – With 350 pounds hitting you at 19mph, plus however much you weigh coming at 20mph from the other direction, consider yourself retired. Donald Jones literally had his head detached on this play. I’m surprised his little dink didn’t come off and go squealing under the bleachers.
“Are you okay?”
“I’m a’ight, but get me off the field before the fans laugh at my poop stains.”