Prisoner 1: “What are you in for?”
Prisoner 2: “Breaking and entering.”
Prisoner 1: “Very, very nice. Art heist?”
Prisoner 2: “No, I was trying to get Downy Fabric sheets and like, 40 bucks in quarters. I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for the surveillance camera and the fact they found my semen on the Snuggle teddy bear.”
Quincy Police are asking for your assistance identifying this man. Be advised, he is considered to be awfully clumsy and possibly wearing a disguise made of suds.
Side note: It may be time to consider a new profession if you can’t rob a coin-op laundromat.